Having lunch at the mall before going to the movie. All those people around talking about their great job, money, their next expensive holidays … I feel small and useless and lost. I feel i’ll always be unemployed or with a terribly minimum salary boring job and poor and chasing stupids dreams …
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly
thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
